Saturday, August 29, 2009
k m bored!!! my bf went out.. nobdy to entertain me :( so i entertain myself by readin sum jokes my fren send.. its funny..so jus tot of postin it.. enjoy! ;)
WORST DAY:
There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink for hours
Then, a big trouble-making guy sits next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The big trouble-making guy says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink.”
The crying man says, “Today is the worst of my life. This morning, I overslept, and I arrived my office late. My boss was outrageous and fired me. When I left the building and went to my car, I found out that my car got stolen. So, I get a taxi to return home, and when I get out of the cab, I forgot my wallet in the cab. The cab driver just drives away.”
“When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. Then, I left home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison.”
There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink for hours
Then, a big trouble-making guy sits next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The big trouble-making guy says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink.”
The crying man says, “Today is the worst of my life. This morning, I overslept, and I arrived my office late. My boss was outrageous and fired me. When I left the building and went to my car, I found out that my car got stolen. So, I get a taxi to return home, and when I get out of the cab, I forgot my wallet in the cab. The cab driver just drives away.”
“When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. Then, I left home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison.”
A professor is giving a lecture at a university, the subject – supernatural. Then, he asks his audience: “How many people here believe in after-life and ghosts?” About 45 students raise their hands.
“Well, out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you’ve ever seen a ghost?” About 20 students raise their hands.
“Interesting. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” 15 students raise their hands.
“That’s a great response.” “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” 2 students raise their hands.
“Very very interesting” “But let me ask you my last question … Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” the professor asks jokingly.
However, One redneck student who sits way in the back raises his hand. The professor is shocked. He takes off his glasses, and says,
“Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. Please come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The redneck student complies with a nod, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”
The student replies, “Ghost?? Sh**it. No, no. From baaaack there it sounded like you said ‘goats!’”.
“Well, out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you’ve ever seen a ghost?” About 20 students raise their hands.
“Interesting. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” 15 students raise their hands.
“That’s a great response.” “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” 2 students raise their hands.
“Very very interesting” “But let me ask you my last question … Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” the professor asks jokingly.
However, One redneck student who sits way in the back raises his hand. The professor is shocked. He takes off his glasses, and says,
“Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. Please come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The redneck student complies with a nod, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”
The student replies, “Ghost?? Sh**it. No, no. From baaaack there it sounded like you said ‘goats!’”.
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
